Poetic Words from a Great Philosopher - Willie Nelson

Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."

A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job, To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave.

For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!

Your Wife at the Beauty Parlor

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A Funny Little Joke......

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it.'

The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'

Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no f*#ken bike.

What The Young Pretty Girls of Miami Do as a Pass Time Hobby

Just another CFNM video depicting the under ground fetish of what worldly provocative lustful young women like to do as an evening pass time.  The music is weirdly uplifting and strange as is the male dancers face mask.   The pretty cock sucking females are not strange though, but gloriously girl next door beautiful.

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ExploitedBlackTeens.com

Man, this is a very hot site.  If  black teen girls are your thing, this site is a must see.

What led me to this site?  I was on the Tube8.com site and did a search of compilations.  I was simply in the mood to see a compilation and wanted to be surprised with the selection they offered me.

I clicked on this 18 minute compilation which depicts many dozens of slender and pretty teen black girls who excite the white mans cock till he shoots his big cum load on their face.

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There are lots of 30 second long video clips that are offered for free in the site.  Then if you decide to join it is $29.99 a month.

The free content alone if enough to get your rocks off though!

Also, the 18 minute Tube8.com compilation video is sure to be a great hand job assistant paraphernalia. :)

CFNM - a Very Hot CFNM Video

It's 7 minutes long.

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Skinny Hairy French Amateur

You will either find this video to be a big turn on or find it to be repulsively gross.

Why is that?  Well, primarily cause this girl has never shaved her pussy or arm pits.  I personally think it works for her, that she is naturally very beautiful and that all of her hairiness is a turn on.   Check out the video and you will see what I mean.   Many of the comments below the video express either beauty or grossness.

The woman is black haired natural.   Has lovely feet and toes and wears sexy strappy high heels shoes.  She sucks cock naturally beautiful, has a wet dripping pussy and she takes it in the ass like a trooper.  They both speak French, but the universal language of love is expressed.

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SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOUR WILL?

  Cancel your credit card before you die. 

Can you believe this?

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
This is so priceless, and, so easy to see happening,
customer service being what it is today.  
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but is now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. 

Here is the exchange :

Family Member:’ I am calling to tell you she died back in January.' 

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.' 
Family Member: 'Maybe you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?' Citibank : 'Excuse me?' Family Member:’ Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?' Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.' Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'  Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?' Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?' Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)  Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?' Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given) After they get the fax : Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.' Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.' Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?' Citibank : 'That might help.....' Family Member:  ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.' Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery!' Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'

(Priceless!!)And you wondered why Citibank needed help from the Feds.

Why Girls Should Never Have Anal Sex.....

This is a quite interesting article written via a young and pretty girl next door type.

Yes, she lets a guy pack her fudge and then explains quite in depth with in this article, what a woman who's had her ass hole fucked, goes through.

It is quite well written and quite entertaining too.

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Crossdressing Girls - Over 1000 Hot Pics of Hot Cross Dressers and TS's.....

This site has a vast collection of very good cross dresser pics.  The site is of a foreign language, but the universal language of beauty prevails when looking at the pics.

The creator of this blog obviously has a very attentive eye for beauty in CD's and trannies, and additionally has a keen eye for beauty in shoes and feet.  Take note, most of the CD's and TS's depicted in this site, have better looking feet than your typical genetic woman.  How can that be?  For no reason other than the author of this site specifically selecting humans with beautiful eye candy feet.  Check it out, you'll see, most every girl depicted has perfectly shaped toes and quite sexy shoes.

Here is the link to the site, click here >>>> http://crossdressingxxx.blogspot.com/ <<<< After you scroll down and see the 100 or so pics on the first page, you'll notice a link on the bottom right of the page that says OLDER POSTS.  If you click on that, there'll be page after page of more hot pics.

At the bottom of every page, simple click on OLDER POSTS and there will be page after page of thousands of hot CD / tranny pics.

I did not click on any of the side bar links, but it seems there are some other good sites to check out via clicking on them too.

If you see them before me, please click on the comment icon below and let me know what you saw. :)  Thanks ! :)

Sexy Trannies Fucking Guys Compilation

This is a 14 minute long video compilation brought to us via the Ashemaletube.com site.

It is a very hot, very fast paced video.

There must be 25 or so hot babe trannies who fuck guys in their ass.

What ever is going on in your life, this video will surely take your mind away from that and put you in a different realm.  I used to love to go to our local tranny bar for that reason.  What ever was going on in my life, wasn't as extreme as feeling that you are the opposite gender stuck in the wrong body.

Then when you finally have sex with a tranny, it is like wow, it's way out there and it is cool.  So interesting to chat with a tranny and find out what is going on in her life and what led her to where she currently is.

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Nadia Teen Anal - Smokin Body Nadia is so Sweet and Submissive

Youth!  Man, what a body she has.  Her body can not be improved upon.  Slender arms, slender legs, all to accentuate her perfect ass and flawless C cup breasts.

Her body parts are ripe and fresh for the picking.  Her brunette hair is cut in bangs.

She wears very sexy black strappy high heels shoes, which are taken off early in the video.

The male star keeps his beanie hat on the entire video, which caused a commenter in the tube8 forums to mention that was disrespectful.

Who knows if she is truly 18 or 19.  The thought of it is a mental turn on though.  Surely her parts are ripe and fresh and are all there for his consummation 

He fucks her pussy and ass in many different positions.  She sucks him and HJ's him nicely too.

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Dirty Old Men Having Sex with Young Hot Babes.....

Hugh Hefner has been doing this for years. Sure, he may live in a mansion and wear elegant red satin robes and smoke a classy looking pipe, but when you get down to the bare root of it, Hef is a dirty old man. :) Dirty old man partakes of thy youthful beauty)


Hef is what, 85 years old? The girl who was supposed to marry him recently is only 25 years old and is a gorgeous blonde.

Think of it, religious and spiritual values aside, what greater for an older man than to be sexually intimate with a legal woman in her late teens to early 20's ?


Look at these pics posted. Hath not thy faces of the men look spiritually divine?

Hath not these men found the puritanical heathenistic fountain of youth?

What greater physical high than to pierce thy phallic sword of an old man into thy purity of a younger woman?

Sure, intellect is great. There is value in sharing thoughts and conversation with a woman similar in age as thee dastardly old man of our story. However, it doesn't reveal the truth of why dirty old men seek young spring chicken vixen women.

Oooohhhh if only thy old man's penis can touch the mouth, hand, vagina or fresh ass hole of thy teenage or young twenties woman.

It is spiritual rejuvenation.

Man is only as old as the Woman he feels.

Why do sooo many idealistic men leave the woman of their wedded matrimony in exchange for the more idealistic spring chicken of his dreams desire?

The dirty old pig may wanna rationalize it, but it comes down to the eye candy purity and fact that most late teens to young twenties women can offer thy old man some thing that a hag can not.

Thee youthful pristineness of thy youthful damsel in distress is a drug like satisfaction to thee dirty old man.

Thee young woman's parts and being and like a baptismal making the dirty old man feel youthful and well again.

The natural stress of living life and dealing with the elements of society are revealed on the dirty old mans face and body, but when he intertwines with a young feminine beauty, the dirty old man is made whole again. he is healed of his imperfections.

This shit has worked for Hef for the past 50 years or so.

Go on old man, bask in your glory.

Till the grim reaper accepts you into the other side, partake of thy beauty that only youth can offer you.

You earned it. Go ahead and enjoy, you dirty old man!!!! :)

I Was at a Party Tonight - An Unusual Party - Let Me Try to Describe it to You....

I was pondering what one word might come up with the concept of describing this party to you, I pondered and pondered and I came up with the word commune.

I imagine the word commune derives from the word community and my simplified personal definition of the word commune is a group of people who congregate together to share in a mutually desired interest.

A ball park figure of the people present for this commune or party tonight, is 50 women and 100 men.  What brought us all together?  What was our interest?  Sex.

It is a well organized manner of sex though.  The sex will exclusively take place between a man and a woman.  None of the men present are interested in sex with other men present.

This event is planned weeks in advance and the women who attend really look forward to the occasion and they really dress their best in hopes that many of the men would desire them for sexual pleasure.

The men really look forward to this event in hopes of locating more women that are sexually attractive to him, so that he can enjoy her sexually.

Typically, a man present, has already had sex with 5 or 10 of the women present and he may once again have sex with one of those 5 or 10 women, but he is looking for a new girl to have sex with too.

Often times, one of the women present may have already had sex, over the past years, with say 50 of the men present.  She is hoping though that perhaps more of the men present might want to seek her out for sex.

Basically, any woman present will have sex with any man present who desires to have sex with her. (with in reason)

Basically, any man present can pick and choose one or all of the women present who he finds sexually attractive and have sex with her.

This is a very happy occasion.  I describe it as a commune because as a community we all share in this common element of having sex with each other.

That is the primary bond or interest.  All other interests are secondary.

Many of the men in this commune are married.

Some of the women are married, but now that I think of it, less of the women present are married than that of the men present. 

I met and chatted with tonight about 8 beautiful women that I had never met previously, till tonight, that I will desire to have sex with in the near future.  They are all quite hot.  My personal preference is slender women.  They are all slender.  Of the 8 women that I met and chatted with, I would take a guess that all 8 of them will have sex with me.  I did not ask them if they would, but I know that is why they are present at this party and are part of our community.  Hence, I can pretty confidently state that each and every one of the 8 women that I found to be VERY attractive, will have sex with me when I desire to have sex with them.

Does this sound like a pretty interesting community to you?

Does the idea of this community go against the grain of your perception of family values or morality?

Yes, these are strangers.  I have sex with strangers.

Do normal people have sex with strangers?

Honestly?

I think not.

Why do we all do it?

Well, each person individually does it for their own specific reason.

I can assure you though, if you were present at this party, you would most likely be baffled in your thought process as to what is going on and why every one appears to be so happy and excited.

The women are dancing and socializing and having a great time.  The men are doing the same.

But how can this be?

What intelligent young beautiful slender attractive women would look forward to such a party in which basically any man who chooses them, she will experience sexual intimacy with the man?  There were about 50 of them present tonight and about 30 others hoped to come, but for what ever reason could not make it.  Many other women are waiting in line to join the commune and experience such an exchange of love making.

Every thing I express above is 100% true.

Thanks for allowing me to share with you the great inner satisfaction enjoyed at the party this evening.  I didn't vividly 100% understand why it (the party) was so meaningful and significant, but in describing it to you helps me to analyze it and have a greater understanding of it myself.